I’ve always liked Warmachine by Privateer Press.  I mean, how can you beat a bunch of steam-powered machines pounding the hell out of each other?  But alas, I dropped out of the game a long time ago when the Warjacks were reduced to the role of mere support, and the game basically became focused on swarms of infantry.  This was lame - so I left. 

Now Warmachine has been re-released, with rules that bring ‘Jacks back to the front of things - where they damn well should be - and thus, I have taken a very serious interest in the game that hasn’t graced my table in years.  I dusted off my Khador models, got the new rules (which I will review later), and picked up one of the new plastic Warjack kits that Privateer Press has released.  At first I was a bit weary - plastic?…  ‘Jacks?…  Warjacks are supposed to be heavy metal - not light plastic!  Not only that - but each kit costs 35 bucks!  But because each kit lets you make your choice of 4 different models, complete with stat cards, I thought I’d at least give this new kit a day in court.  But to be realistic - if you want to make this kit worth it’s cost - get some magnets. (I’ll post a tutorial on that later as well.)

Upon opening the box, you’re greeted with this…  What - no sprues?  No clipping?  No trimming?  Now this is something I could get used to!  And check out those nice stat cards!  So far so good. 

After unwrapping all the parts, you end up with this lovely pile of bits.  Everything you need to make any of the four jacks shown on the box.  You’ll notice right away if you have some of the classic metal ‘Jacks, that many of the proportions are quite different.  I mean, check out those heads!  Looks like some head hunters got to them or something.  Other than that - So far so good.

Then I start to look closer…  What the heck is with this torso piece!?  First off, it’s completely smashed and crooked - slanting down the right.  There’s a big friggin’ vent tab front and center - getting that off should be fun.  Then I flip it around - and notice that all the smoke stacks on the right side are all crumpled in and shitty looking.  Wow, look at that boiler!  Looks like they used a 3-part mold here, so naturally, you’ll have to trim of 50% more flash!  Of course, they ran the mold lines right over the rivets.

Then I find this piece of shit staring me down…  What am I supposed to do with that?  All the fingers of this hand are all screwed up, and have a nice mold line across the details as the cherry on top.  Hey Privateer Press - this is “unusable”.  You need to do better, or go back to metals.  Some of the other bits were great as well - like the cannon arm that looks like it’s giving birth, and a head so thin and tiny, I thought the blade on top would snap if I looked at it too hard.  (no I did not squash that pic.)

OK - so now lets see if Privateer Press has a good replacement service - seeing as how their “request form” offers up no confirmation of delivery, and since as of yet I have got no response, my guess would be it’s about worth as much as the “Fist o’ Flash” up there.  I’ll let you know if I have any luck.

So here’s the rub.  I can’t recommend this kit - especially at 35 bones.  35 dollars should buy you an all metal starter with a caster and 2-5 jacks, not one plastic model.  If you manage to get it magnetized, so you can field any of the 4 Warjacks as you see fit, then maybe it’s worth the scratch - but not at this quality.

Privateer Press- this isn’t going to cut it - stick with what you know, and that’s kick ass metal figures.  And for the love of god, don’t pull the classic metals and leave us with this garbage.  And while you’re at it, stop trying to be GW’s mini-me.  You must know that people flee from these prices and into your waiting arms everyday - you’re begging for them to bounce right out just as fast if you start gouging them.

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DEACON

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Well, the re-release of Space Hulk has came and went but if you missed out on it there still are some copies to be found here and there. I thought I’d take a moment to share a few comments that I have on the game. This is to supplement the original First Edition Space Hulk review that I did a while back and since a good portion of the game stayed the same I won’t be rehashing what I have already said, but will instead focus on the changes the game made and some of my thoughts.

First off the simplistic gameplay of the original game that I have come to love has stayed the same. Some aspects from the Deathwing and Genestealer expansions have been included like psychic powers as well as different Terminator weapons. My personal experience with the first edition expansions is nil but from what I’ve heard, a lot of cool aspects were introduced in those, but in execution they moved away from the easy to play and understand gameplay the original game had and made the game more complex than perhaps it should have been. With Space Hulk 3rd Edition, aspects like psychic powers and unique Terminator weapons have been included and mixed in pretty seamlessly into the rule system.

Many of the rule changes deal with the Terminator side with the Genestealers remaining pretty much unchanged. Some of these changes made a few of the missions a bit too easy on the Terminators. One change which I am not as big of a fan of is how jams are cleared when in Overwatch. In 1st Ed if you were on Overwatch and had to clear a jam you had to spend one Command Point to clear the jam and then two more CP’s to go back onto Overwatch. In 3rd Ed you still have to spend one CP to clear the jam, but then you automatically go back into Overwatch. Another change from 1st Ed to 3rd Ed is how you draw your command points. In 1st Ed you drew your CP and whatever number you drew you were stuck with while in 3rd Ed as long as your Sergent is still alive you are able to discard the token back into the CP pool and redraw. The last major change is the addition of Guard which is a status your Terminators are able to enter into which helps them in close assault. Guard allows the Terminator to re-roll one of their dice in close assault.

The negative change that happened to the Terminators is the way that Sustained Fire works. In 1st Ed, the more you shot at a target the better chance you had of hitting them. For example first shot attempt required a 6, second attempt a 5+, third attempt a 4+…etc. The 3rd Ed rules work the same way, but now they just allow you to go down to 5+.  Overall though a minor negative compared to the other bonuses that the Terminators were given. Some other things the game introduces this time around is the powerful Librarian character for the Terminators and the massive Broodlord for the Genestealer player. Both of which can be game-changers for one side or the other depending on how they are used.

Overall I’m a little mixed on the rule changes but overall I think they are for the better. Since many of the missions from the 1st Ed core set are included, the changes mess with the balance since these missions were not adjusted for the rule changes. But when playing with the changes it is a new experience playing the old scenarios again. Some I just think work better under the old system - the second scenario for example, where the Terminator’s goal is to kill a set number of Genestealers. Unjamming a bolter on overwatch used to take 3 AP, now a Terminator is able to jam and reset three times for the same amount of CP’s. With the long corridors in the second scenario, this means the Genestealer has to potentially run down the same corridor for three turns while a well placed Terminator unloading on him with Overwatch the entire time. Before the Genestealer’s tactic was to throw some cannon fodder out there in hope the Terminator jammed and then swarm in the rest of the troops behind him hopefully defeating him in close assault and causing a hole to form in the Terminator’s line. Now, that doesn’t work as well because jams typically don’t stay around for long.

I do think this is the definitive edition of the game. The additions they included like the Librarian, Broodlord and additional Terminator weapons provides the players with more variety than the base set of 1st Ed offered. The models are amazing looking but their usefulness is a little questionable. When I first saw all the different poses that the Genestealers had, the first words through my head were “F’ing Awesome!” But as I started to play as the Genestealers they became a pain in the ass. With the one uniform pose from the 1st Ed, they lined up very nicely down those 1″ wide corridor sections even though they took up a lot more room than 1″ square. Now with the different poses and limbs jutting out at different angles, they just do no line up as nicely. This is a rare instance where I actually wish they kept the uniformity to allow for easier use during gameplay. The other gripe I have is the high-gloss boards. I just don’t like looking down and seeing glare coming back at me from the boards. To me it kind of takes away the dark and gloomy aspect the narrative portrays. But the quality of the board pieces and just about every other component in the game is amazing and some of the best I’ve seen from any boardgame.

Overall this is a game that any self-respecting Space Hulk fan should have in their collection and is also a game that anyone who enjoys thematic and tense games should own. Compared to my original rating of 1st Edition which, upon reflection, was a little under-rated, this one scores some pretty high marks. The quality is the best I’ve seen in any game, the variety was upped quite a bit with additional scenarios and weapon types as well as the introduction of the Librarian and Broodlord and these additions address a few of my original gripes with the game.

Updated Rating: 4.5 out of 5

‘Til Next Time - Happy Gaming
LvT

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Castle Panic by Fireside Games really came out of nowhere for me. The game was already out and released by the time I started to hear a little bit of buzz on various websites I frequent but the buzz that I heard was pretty positive so I started to dig a little bit deeper to really see what this game was about. Two of the first things I noticed was the price which is a MSRP of $34.99. As I feel $34.99 is the new $19.99 from a few years back I was excited. The next thing I noticed was it allowed for solitaire play. I am personally a big fan of solitaire games just because when I’m sitting around with little to do I find more enjoyment out of learning and playing a baordgame system than watching TV or playing a video game (though I will admit I do enjoy both of those activities). When I’m looking for something a little more mentally engaging though I typically turn to some sort of boardgame.

Castle Panic I heard plays much like a Tower Defense Game. I’ve only played one round of one game that would be considered a TD Game, but I’d say that is an accurate description. The game comes with a board, six wall sections, six tower sections, a heap of monster tokens, a deck of cards and a six sided die. Your six tower pieces are set up in a circle in the center of the board with your wall sections forming another circle around the tower. Radiating out from those circles are three more circles that show what defenders are able to attack monsters in those sections (Swordsmen, Knights, Archers). Beyond that is one more circle which is the Forest section and is where the monsters are coming out of to storm your castle. These rings of circles are further divided into six sections much like the very best Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Pies are divided into six sections with pairs of pie pieces divided up further into red, green and blue colors.

Game play is simple where players first draw up their hand of cards, discard one card and draw one, trade up to one card with another person, play cards, move the monsters and then draw more monsters. Many of the cards are simple cards like Blue Knight or Red Swordsman or Green Archer - Basically when you play a card like one of those a chosen monster in that specific area takes a hit. There are some other special cards like colored heroes which allow you to hit a monster in any of the ranged, or there are defender types that allow you to hit a monster in any section - For example a colorless archer which would allow you to hit a monster in any color archer area. In addition there are some other special cards like the mighty Berserker which kills off any one monster no matter the area, or a card that allows you to draw two extra cards, or a card that lets you reinforce a wall, in addition to a few others.

After giving the game a first solo play I realized that cycling your hand of cards was the key to this game. Planning ahead really is not that big of a factor because that typically means you are holding onto cards instead of cycling your hand trying to obtain cards that will cause damage that turn. The last game that Deacon and I played, I was dealt cards which would allow me to rebuild a destroyed wall in my initial hand and I held onto them cutting out a third of my hand from play and that just started a snowball effect where the monsters were coming out quicker than we were able to fight them off. By the time I had a chance to rebuild a wall I actually had three choices available to me because in one turn three walls came down. We proceeded to lose that game by the way.

So the strategy to the game is fairly straight forward: Cycle cards, strike early, strike often. That did disappoint me to some extent but after a while what I realized was, this game reminds me of old Nintendo games. Those games that you’d just sit down to play when there was some time to blow and TV or outdoor activities just didn’t sound appealing. Games where you had them down so well that you fully expected to beat them or games that were difficult yet still enjoyable to play. Games like those keep popping into my head when I play Castle Panic. I will admit that in the past I have held it against games that were like this which are ways to pass the time instead of being tactical or strategic or thought provoking and I will admit I did have my head up my ass for a brief period. This game is a heap of random but that is not a bad thing as long as the company you keep as well as yourself had a good time. For me Castle Panic delivers that good time. Overall the game is fun and light and plays quickly, but it isn’t that deep or strategic of a game.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

‘Til Next Time - Happy Gaming
LvT

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I got this cool little game for Christmas (Thanks LordVonTush!).  Its a remake of an old Games Workshop game reprinted by Fantasy Flight - who has been doing a great service to these old gems lately.  It has been revamped with new art, which is awesome, and scaled down in size so that it fits in the cool little “book shelf” sized boxes, which I’ve become a big fan of.  Otherwise, the old rules remain basically untouched, which is a good thing in my opinion - games that throw balance to the in wind as a sacrifice to the gods of good fun are rare these days.

In Chaos Marauders, each player controls a chunk of a single chaos war band heading off to their next merciless raid.  Your goal is to prove to the other players that your gang of baddies is worthy of leading the horde, and that means bloody infighting, and general chaos.  You do this by completing three “battle lines”.  A battle line is basically a series of at least four cards, sandwiched between a standard on one side, and a musician on the other.  You want to make these lines as big as possible, because the bigger they are, the more points they are worth at games end, ‘course the bigger they are, the more difficult they are to complete.  Once a line is complete, it can march over and attack one of the other players incomplete lines, taking all their good stuff for themselves, and then becomes immune to such attacks.  If you manage to have three complete battle lines at the end of your turn, you trigger end game, and points are counted up.  Points are awarded for all sorts of things, like being the first to complete three battle lines, having battle lines of a certain size, completing sets of multiple cards, having various special cards on your size, etc.  So basically, the goal is to complete your lines as quickly as possible, making them as large as possible, with as many goodies packed in as possible, all the while screwing your opponent’s progress who is trying to do the same!

Like I’ve stated before, I love games with simple rules, and lots of flavour to add spice, and this game is all about spice - chaotic spice.  There’s actually two rulebooks included in the game, one for the rules of play, and another that goes over what all the wonderfully weird cards do.  You can try all you want to execute a perfect game plan - an opponent may suddenly draw a “Skaven Warp Fire Thrower” and simply burn one of your lines, completed or no, to ash right before your eyes.  Perhaps you draw the troll card which wanders through your army gobbling up all you magic artifacts.  Maybe a chaos general shows up and takes every third of your cards, or maybe forth, it’s all random depending on how you roll the “Cube of Devastation”.  As the name suggests, the game is chaotic as hell, and if you want to win, you have to learn how to deal with it and bounce back from huge losses.  Above all, you have to come to terms with the fact that nothing is certain in this game.  And that’s the aspect of this game that will drive people to set their copy on fire or love it as I do.  If you must have control in your games, play chess.  If you want to enjoy a chaotic game which you have very little control over, play Chaos Marauders, or play chess - only in a car going off-road.

Course, this isn’t a game that’s the star of the show on your weekly game night.  But when I think about it, none of my favorite games are.  But it’s definitely fun, and quick too, which is another thing I like about it - devoting any more time to an exercise in randomness would sort of ruin what makes the randomness fun. 

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DEACON

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Here is an interesting read on TabletopGamingNews where a lawyer with experience in intellectual property laws answering some questions. I did find myself getting a little bored at times because nothing puts me to sleep quicker than a lawyer talking, but there is a lot of interesting questions answered by someone who has an interest in gaming but also happens to be a laywer:

http://www.tabletopgamingnews.com/2010/01/08/32643

‘Til Next Time - Happy Gaming
LvT

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