A quick look at Galaxy Trucker

galaxy truckers box artI bought this game a couple weeks back on a whim.  I had heard that it was pretty damn fun, original, and fast.  Though I was surprised by the price, I wasn’t disappointed. 

The fluff behind the game states that each player is an interstellar delivery guy - carting sewer pipes to the furthest reaches of the galaxy (I guess everyone needs to take the occasional shit).  In an effort to save money, Corporation Incorporated (the manufacturer of said pipes, and your employer)  has developed a way to frame out space ships using the pipes themselves.  Just attach some engines, lasers, crew compartments, and various other components and yer all set to blast off into the cold, dark void of space.

The game consists of 3 rounds, each round busted into 2 parts.  In the first half, players scramble under pressure of a timer to sort though ship parts, trying to build a sturdy ship with enough lasers, engines, shields, etc. to make it through anything the universe can throw at yah. 

Next, players take their crap-cans into the void.  The journey is represented by a deck of cards.  The cards contain everything from planets that can be landed on and mined for resources, to space pirates and meteor showers that can blow large chunks of your ship off.  At the end of the deck players arrive at their destination, and gain cosmic coin when they cash in their ships and resources they have collected. 

galaxy trucker contents

Each round gets progressively tougher, as the ships get bigger, and the trips longer.  After 3 rounds, players count up their cash, and whoever has the most wins. 

The game is simple to learn, and really fun - BUT it’s not for the gamer who demands something really deep in their games.  It’s not unthinking, but there’s plenty of situations you simply cannot control, and cannot plan for.  In order to enjoy this game, you need to be able to laugh as a meteor tears you ship in half, sending crew and resources tumbling into the darkness.  Trust me - this kind of thing will happen in this game - to all of the players.  In fact, if you arrive at the destination with half your ass intact, you’ve done pretty good!

There’s plenty of games out there that play better with beer and good friends, but there are few games that I consider to require them.  This is one of them.  So if you’re looking for an awesome party game that just gets better as the empty bottles pile up, this is for you.  If you’re looking for the next Caylus - don’t bother.  And don’t play it with people who don’t like light, fun games - they’ll just fuck it up for everyone.

DEACON

Site Update News

Greetings DD fans -

Everything is really starting to shape up around here.  I’m currently working on the look of the site - learning all the ins and outs of WordPress in order to get this place looking like the old DD site we all know and love. 

A couple of things I’d like to pass on to our fans -

First, and most importantly, anyone will be able to register with the site and post content. (with review of course).  Using WordPress, it’s as easy as logging in and typing up your thoughts just like you would in your favorite word processing program - hit the submit button and you’re golden. 

And second, viewers will be able to post comments in regards to your posts.  Whenever a comment is posted an alert will be sent to your email box so you’ll always be up to date with discussions going on over your posted content. 

So keep an eye on this space - DD is evolving!

DEACON

Defiant Russia Review (Avalance Press)

defiant russia coverDefiant Russia is a wargame put out by Avalanche Press and is part of the “Games you can play series” which focues on the Eastern Front at the beginning of WWII and the initial German attack into Russia. The “GYCP” series is a set of inexpensive ($20US) wargames with simpler rules and removes some of the realism often found in wargames in favor of speed and ease of play.

At first, all this seems great for a first time wargamer and at first as I was reading the rules I was getting very excited to play. Once the game actually started going though my excitement started to fade. DR is a game which does away with the Combat Resolution Tables and many other charts/tables to find out what is going on. To me this is a mistake. I’ve played a few other games with a CRT and thought it was a great way to resolve combat. In DR I started to get the feeling I was back playing 40k or other dice-fest. For those who don’t know a CRT involves adding the strenghts together of both sides of the conflict, determining the ratio, rolling one or two dice and cross-referncing the dice result with the ratio reslut. This determines which side won, how many loses were sustained and if one side has to retreat.

DR on the other hand resolves its combat by adding up the strengths per side and rolling a dice for each point of strength. So when you have a stack of units totaling 18 up against a stack totaling 12 then 30 dice are rolled to resolve combat. Each ‘6′ rolled causes a hit by the way. For me this started to create some battles which were not making sense. I think the German dice were cold because they couldn’t get a six to save their lives. This caused the attack on the Eastern Front to stall out the moment it hit the initial (and weak) Russian front which is no where near what really happened in the war.

As the game kept going I started liking it less and less. The dice got to dominate and you roll to many. For as simple as a game it is rule questions and vagueness keep creeping in. Overall by the time I got done with the game I was just glad it was over. I picked this game up hoping that it would be a good introduction to hex-n-chit wargaming, but it turned out to be a bust and unrepresentive of the norms in wargaming.

Good: Inexpensive, simple rules when compared to other wargames, quick for a wargame at 2hrs or so.

Bad: Too many dice to roll, to many rule questions for such a short and small game (an no help from AP to clarify common issues), there are other games out there that are much better to act as an introduction wargame (Across Suez and Leningrad for example).

Rating: 2 out of 5

‘Till Next Time - Happy Gaming
LvT

Tannhauser Review (Fantasy Flight Games)

tannhauser coverI want to take the time to share some impressions on a game which I recently played called Tannhauser. Tannhauser is a two-player skirmsih board game. The story behind the game is interesting by having a “what-if” scenario involving: WWI never ending, The Reich (Germans) mastering dark arts and the Union (Americans) mastering alien technology.

For me, this has to be one of the surprise hits as of late. Lots of interesting mechanics have been introduced which helps speed up and clarify a lot of grey areas in miniature games. The pathfinding system as well as combat resolution all help to bring a feeling of miniature game but without all the hassle of setting up a table, creating scenery or painting models (the models are pre-painted by the way).

There are a few downfalls to the game. The game design comes from a French company (Fantasy Flight does the English translation and English distribution) so unless you can speak French you’ll have to wait for the English version long after the French version is released. Second is unlike most miniature games where you are open as to what troops your able to pick, Tannhauser keeps things pretty locked in. A few character packs have been released to mix up the units here and there, but at this point there isn’t enough to let character selection feel like a miniature game.

Outside of those minior grips though, this game, as well as Space Hulk, I can’t help but highly recommend to any miniature gamer looking for something to scratch the miniature gaming itch without busting the bank or requiring time and resources to paint, model and all the other time/money consuming stuff associated with miniature games.

Good: Quick play, tight system, easy for people to get into, scratches that miniature gaming itch

Bad: Troop selection at this point is lacking, sometimes the pathfinding system has some quirks

Rating: 4.5 out of 5

‘Till Next Time - Happy Gaming
LvT

Under construction!

Hello Drunk Dwarves Fans - and please, don’t mind the mess.

As you can see, DD is going under a bit of an overhaul.  We’re going to a blog format to allow our contributors to post as they like, wherever they like, without having to submit everything to me, your humble webmaster. 

It may take a few weeks to get everything sorted out, but it will be worth it!

Until then - Happy Gaming.